Dogs and cats don't get along

Just ask Oscar.

The poor guy just wants to sleep in his dog bed, next to the couch where I sit.

So he curls up and tries to go to sleep. But then Fiona comes along and pats Oscar on the fanny until he gets up and lets her get in the bed. So she's in the bed for about thirteen seconds and lint or something distracts her and she leaves, and so Oscar gets back in the bed.

Then Trevor comes along and tries to sleep on top of him, so Oscar gets up and leaves. Then Trevor realizes no one is pestering Aslan, so he leaves, and Oscar gets back into the bed.

Then Fiona comes along and pats Oscar on the fanny until he gets up and lets her get in the bed. So she's in the bed for about thirteen seconds and lint or something distracts her and she leaves, and so Oscar gets back in the bed.

Then Trevor comes along and tries to sleep on top of him, so Oscar gets up and leaves. Then Trevor realizes no one is pestering Aslan, so he leaves, and Oscar gets back into the bed.

Then Fiona comes along and pats Oscar on the fanny until he gets up and lets her get in the bed. So she's in the bed for about thirteen seconds and lint or something distracts her and she leaves, and so Oscar gets back in the bed.

Then Trevor comes along and tries to sleep on top of him, so Oscar gets up and leaves. Then Trevor realizes no one is pestering Aslan, so he leaves, and Oscar gets back into the bed.

Then Fiona comes along and pats Oscar on the fanny until he gets up and lets her get in the bed. So she's in the bed for about thirteen seconds and lint or something distracts her and she leaves, and so Oscar gets back in the bed.

Then Trevor comes along and tries to sleep on top of him, so Oscar gets up and leaves. Then Trevor realizes no one is pestering Aslan, so he leaves, and Oscar gets back into the bed.

Are you starting to see a pattern?

If you are, you might also see a pit bull who looks like this

(grumpy)